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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
1. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?
I dont really know, I mean, its been worse but. Im ready for shit to change.
2. Do you drink enough water?
IM VERY BAD, some days I drink cup after cup of water and then others all I drink is soda. Im gonna die young
3. When was the last time you ate at Burger King?
BURGER KING SUCKS. But no the last time I ate there had to be over 5 years ago.
4. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
beach son Im from florida
5. How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning?
ready for bed
6. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date?
Id rather be taken on a date because Id be too nervous that the other person was having a sucky time if I took them on one
7. When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes?
if wedge heels count, a few weeks ago. If not, then a few months ago.
8. Vodka or wine?
theyre both really shitty but I guess wine if I had to pick
9. How often do you cry?
before sunday, I hadnt cried in a really long time
10. Ever had a crush on a teacher?
WHO HASNT HAD A BABY CRUSH ON A TEACHER I MEAN COME ON
11. Can you wire a plug?
*jessica and I laughing in the distance*
12. Do you wear socks to bed?
only if its cold or if I accidentally fall asleep
13. What is currently bugging you?
my sister sitting next to me bc her feet stank
14. Where were you when you got your first period?
I was 11 years old, 6th grade, and at schOOL. I went to the bathroom at lunch and I looked down and was like ah shit.
15. Can you change a car tire?
in theory yes but if I actually had to do it hell no
16. Have you met more than ten celebrities?
who do I look like motherfucker
17. Do you sleep naked?
god no, I tried once and I had to put clothes on it was awful
18. What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended?
I saw this cool irish tap dancing concert once when I was like 12 it was p neat
19. Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (no wtf)
20. Do you think Benedict Cumberbatch is hot?
………….not in a conventional way hahahahaha
21. Favorite Disney princess?
RAPUNZEL OR TIANA I DONT KNOW WHICH
22. Favorite city?
23. Can you drive?
legally yes although other drivers on the road may disagree
24. Cigarettes or alcohol?
25. Exercise or healthy eating?
daily brisk walking and fast food once a month?
26. Favorite and least favorite accents?
FAVORITE: new york accents, broken asian and spanish accents LEAST FAVORITE: heavy country accents like sorry if you have one but living in texas is hell
27. What are you looking forward to?
graduation in 37 days and all the neato senior stuff like trips and dinners coming up.
28. Did you play Red Rover when you were a child?
29. Are you more attracted to men or women?
30. Do you like 1980s fashion?
not really, Im disgustingly modern
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES